why?? hahaha. i'll explain in DETAIL.
1. dogs cant talk.
that alone is already one point up on the dogs side. ahhhh. dogs cant talk back or say the wrong thing or criticize =)
and if they bark or whine, awwwww ITS SOOOO CUTE!!
+5
2. you can put dogs on a leash.
in my house, when licky sees the leash, he goes totally ADHD. cuz it means that he can go out!! and i can drag him anywhere i want. not like cases with bfs, you have to actually CONSIDER where they wanna go and reject them in a nicer way.
sigh. too much energy needed.
and i see too many cases around me where the bfs actually put the gfs on a leash.
its like they wanna chain up the gf. tsk tsk.
+15
3. dogs are loyal and wont cheat.
I WON'T SEE LICKY OFF DANCING WITH 3 GIRLS AT THE POOL PARTY WHEN IM NOT THERE.
there. enough said.
+20
4. dogs will forget that you were ever mean to them.
i wrap him up in blankets and act like he's my baby, i trap him in the washing machine, i squeeze him in my bed without any thought to whether he wants to or not, i jail him up under baskets, i spin him round and round till he gets drunk, i tempt him with food but don't give him any,
AND HE LOVES ME ALL THE SAME. =)
btw, i was talking bout licky, my dog.
+5
5. dogs are adorable!!
+10000000.
