FINE.

fine i shall blog before the month ends and before this blog goes to pieces and a big sign hangs up saying "expired due to lack of energy, inspiration and willpower".

past few weeks has been hectic. halloween, exams and giving tuition. uuurgh. 

this week will be presentation, last of midterms and the halloween itself. uuuuurgh. plus i have to cut my hair, prepare for presentation, blow the heads off my class and get halloween over with leeching the life out of me. uuuuurrrgh.


hahaha i shall stop now and dream about the nokia C3 =))

 

how to be proper!

 thou shalt not burp

and forget to say "EXCUUUUSE ME!"

thou shalt walk like a lady

every time thou art wearing high heels

thou shalt hold thy eyes demure and shy

especially when the opposite sex is prowling like a lion

thou shalt not raise thy voice

but whisper like a sweet flounderling

thou shalt not sit with legs open wide

else suffer god's wrath

thou shalt not stuff food into thy mouth

but take teensy-weensy tiny bites

and

thou shalt ignore how to be a proper lady

else you will go craaaaazy

see no evil

eyes of mine

don't want to see anymore

the evil twines of thorns

choking the fragile roots

that WE helped chop loose