thou shalt not burp
and forget to say "EXCUUUUSE ME!"
thou shalt walk like a lady
every time thou art wearing high heels
thou shalt hold thy eyes demure and shy
especially when the opposite sex is prowling like a lion
thou shalt not raise thy voice
but whisper like a sweet flounderling
thou shalt not sit with legs open wide
else suffer god's wrath
thou shalt not stuff food into thy mouth
but take teensy-weensy tiny bites
and
thou shalt ignore how to be a proper lady
else you will go craaaaazy
