if only open burning was permissible
ALLLLLL forests would burn, burn, burn!
and i shall, dispose of every shred of clothing
and dance with glee, shout with mirth!
if only looks could kill
YOUUUUUU would die, melt, incinerate!
and i shall, pile the earth with festivities
and celebrate, beat the drum, have a ball!
if only wishes were granted pennies,
AIIIIIIIIII would be rich, filthily, drowningly!
and what shall i do, then?
I WOULD EMPLOY THE MOST RUTHLESS MURDERER ON EARTH
AND SETTLE YOU WITH THE MEANEST MEANS POSSIBLE
