shoes, shoes, why thou art glitter so?
silver buckles or ankle-high straps
either boots or heels are the traps
being a woman is hard-i can't let you go!
clothes, clothes, thou art the gold-digger
eyes of mine follow you so
whether bright, delicate, shimmery or bold
I'LL TAKE ALL!! and retail owners snigger.
bags, bags, stop holding my soul!
your big guys captivate me so
and the lil' ones i'll willingly pay with gold
i'll drag you home, open my wardrobe, and bawl!
p.s. for the shopaholics, like me