Saturday, April 3, 2010

guys and girls


okay. sooooooo, i have teamed guys into two types.

not two-enty types, not two million types, but TWO.
sorry yea, all the guys reading this post now. i guess you guys just rate enough for two types =)

NUMBER ONE: the all-knowing, hardworking one.
HE comes from a family that's not-so-perfect.
HE works and studies.
HE was the one that carried that whole family on his shoulders when this or that happened.
HE is willing to improve himselffffffff, but sadly at the same time he is more (sorry to say this but) devoted to his carreer.
which means, girls, that his work is more important.
and that, your hearts will get broken for sure.
so either you tolerate this, or you get out there and find work so to give him the same treatment.
HE will also make sure that you'll never be poor or go hungry.
HE is a romantic.
HE thinks of having a family with you and carrying babies.
HE wants to marry only when he's 30.
HE will do his ultimately best to take care of you and cherish you.
well, i mean, doing that not from your side though, but from the side of his ever-so-constant mistress-work.
and HE was also sadly, my first-and-ex boyfriend.
now you know why he's an EX.

NUMBER TWO: the pampered, loving one.
HE comes from a loving family.
HE has the family you have always wanted and envied.
HE has no lack of cash, ever.
HE wants to marry you as soon as possible.
HE is the sensitive one.
HE has no problems other than studies.
which means that, HE will have ample time to be by your side and accompany you do whatever your heart wishes.
HE will always be there and you know you can count on him. for now.
for he lacks the will to improve himself. and if he works somewhere not belonging to daddy, he will definitely lose to guy NUMBER ONE.
but then, you'll have him all to yourself. so that's a good thing.

so that's that. HAHAHAHHAHA.
i have never met guy NUMBER THREE so there's none. but feel free to tell me if you meet one =)

for GIRLS, there's THREEEE types.

NUMBER ONE: he loves me oh-so-much-more than i love him.
SHE likes to repeat the sentence above again and again.
SHE likes to tell everyone examples of her oh-so-wonderful love.
SHE likes to announce to the whole wide world when things aren't working out for her.
SHE talks so much she'll make sure you know everything about her without knowing a single thing about you. which is a skill, im sure.
SHE is exciting to some, im sure, but i prefer to avoid these type of people entirely, IF POSSIBLE.
SHE is a super romantic.
but to show off to everyone how madly in she is or to really show her love, i admit till now i don't know.

NUMBER TWO: i love him oh-so-much that i'll dig out my heart for him.
SHE is the one that washes up the dishes after everyone has eaten.
SHE is the one that everyone bullies at work.
SHE is the one that cries alllllllll the time.
SHE is the one chanting "things will get better, things will get better"
SHE is the one that washes her boy's undies and socks without complaint.
SHE is the one that does nothing but act miserably for everyone to see after her boy ditches her.
and i used to be HER.

NUMBER THREE: i love him. he loves me. PERIOD.
SHE is the one that marries and stays married.
SHE is the one everyone wants to be but sadly never is. period.

can you identify with anyone, dears??