time to blardy bitch about people who dont do us toilet users justice.
of course, when i say all these OBVIOUSLY its aimed at the FEMALE toilet lah. hahaha.
how would i know what guys see in their cubicles (or rather, the lack of it).
anyway, here we go.
PEOPLE WE HATE IN FEMALES TOILETS.
1) lousy pee aimers
sigh. the title says it all. these people hor, their aiming, AWESOME. i can't imagine it. one big humongous hole as the toilet seat, and you have one tiny anal hole, and you cant seem to get it into the toilet bowl. sigh.
we go into the toilet and see little drops of pee on the toilet seat.
even worse if its blood. sigh.
2) pad present-ers
imagine going into the toilet. when you go in, WHAM. a sight to behold.
an opened pad nicely lying beside the toilet seat. awwwwww man!!!
the grossness of it would make a pig shove its face into mud.
3) tissue queens
okay malaysia's hot and you sweat and get all dirty and hygienic. you DEFINITELY need tissue in the cubicle. you DEFINITELY need to use tissue for everything, including the toilet seat. but can you get rid of it after you do your business?? no one wants to sit on tissues you sat on just a moment ago. it's still warm from your backside, btw.
4) non flushers
uuuurgh. you poop. you flush. as simple as that.
cannot flush, take a pail and wham it down. as simple as that.
5) mirror hoggers
oh blardy hell. do you HAVE to add any more make up to the cake on your face??!
i want to see the mirror too, you know.
IM A GIRL!! i have to =)
6) ethics-doesn't-apply-to-me-as-im-OLDER-yes older-than-you-you-and-you-ers
these aunties ahhhhh. no comment. they cut your queue just because they kononnya "ate more salt than i do rice".
OH NO AUNTY IM SURE I ATE MORE SALT. I LOVE MCD, YOU SEE.
maybe we should have toilet polices or something. or even toilet patrol Xp
HAHA.
aha. that's all i can think of now. if i see more i'll tell Xp
