Saturday, April 24, 2010

my eyes, my eyes


my eyes, my eyes, so big and blue
my cheeks, my cheeks, so red and rosy
my mouth, my mouth, so pink and true
my face , my face, such a pretty posy

my hair, my hair, so cute and spiky
my arms, my arms, so soft and pretty
my legs my legs, so odd and funny
my hands, my hands, so fair and dainty



HAHAHAHAHAH. 
couldn't stop snorting when i typed out this rhyme for mummy's kintergarden.
if this is what they learn in kinder,
no wonder lah they get a bit pig-headed and big-headed.


hmmm. let me do my own version.
this will only take what, less than a min??
here we go =)


MY DEVIL'S IMPROVED VERSION
my eyes, my eyes, so black and inky
my cheeks, my cheeks, so pale and thin (in need of blush??)
my mouth, my mouth, so sharp and punky
my face, my face, such a pretty sin Xp

my hair, my hair, so curly and in need of a dye
my arms, my arms so long and spindly
my legs, my legs, owh-talking-bout-it-makes-me-wanna-die
my hands, my hands, oh so naughty and funny!




HAHAHAHHAA. tu lah. kids must be taught to do their own rhyming.